What's Next for Michael Phelps

With all the medals and world records in Michael Phelps possession you can't help but wonder what's next for the young swimmer. I know he's probably stuck for ideas himself, so I've compiled a list for him:

1. Become a Coast Guard Surface Rescue Swimmer. If Ashton can do it, surely Phelps can!

2. Race a goldfish. Or a shark, or crocodile or something. You know, like Chad Johnson and that horse.

3. Race Chad Johnson.

4. Blog. I heard he's taking six months off. Why not?

5. Do a triathlon. His lead would be so big coming out of the water, it would surely make up for any deficiencies he might have running or on the bike.

6. Write a(nother) book. (Actually, he'll probably do that anyways.)

7. Take up spearfishing.

8. Do a ridiculous long-distance swim.

9. Auction off his Bronze Medals (from Athens) for charity. I mean really, what value is a bronze medal to someone who has 14 gold? Does he even keep them in a safe? I'm thinking he probably just uses them as paperweights or something.

10. Join the US water polo squad. I mean, seriously, how hard could that be for someone like him?